Episodes
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
86 - The Tortured Podcasts Department
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
If you're tired of listening to Taylor Swift's new album, how about some new Underemployed for your earholes? Jack and David return to talk about staring directly at a solar eclipse, the kidney stone-inducing amount of beef going on in the rap world (David actually is enjoying some Drake!), Jontay Porter is a dummy, trees that smell... weird, Jack went to WrestleMania in Philadelphia and got some amazing parking (plus friend of the show Colin Mackey is an amazing host.) Plus David pays tribute to his dear friend OJ Simpson, and Jack's coworkers think he looks like a predator without a beard.
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
85 - March Madness Mascot Melee VI
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
Tuesday Mar 19, 2024
It's once again the March Madness bracket show that proudly boasts absolutely no college basketball analysis whatsoever! Cougars, cocks, hat salesmen, zippers, gatuhs, wolfpacks, and about 12 different teams that feature bulldogs as their mascots; David and Jack dive deep to find out which mascot of the 68 teams in the NCAA Men's D1 tournament would win this bizarre version of the Hunger Games. Also, there's a lot of Cajun Jack (and Cajun David).
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
84 - Q&A VI: Henry Rizz-inger
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Y'all Q'd, we A'd. Despite Jack deleting the original recording a dumb-dumb, he and David are back to answer questions about when they knew they were destined for greatness, purchases if they became billionaires, the new Avatar series, dumb song lyrics, Muppets they'd hang with, Jack's coworker trying to paint him as a misogynist, why David's girlfriend is the best, and much more. Plus Jack wants a "Rasputin"-esque song written about him, David learned what "rizz" means, Jack keeps confusing Panic! at the Disco with Fall Out Boy, baseball is given its flowers, the Nickelodeon broadcast of the Super Bowl being amazing, and Jack has doubts one of their former guests is really injured.
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
83 - Our Sixth Anniversary!
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
Thursday Feb 08, 2024
It's that time of year again were Jack and David look back on the year that was, and look forward to the year that be. They talk about their most successful March Madness Mascot bracket ever, Jack getting a new name (and age), the Great Scott's Addition Gas Leak of 2023, David and Jack introducing Bethany to the world of coke rap, driving with your knees to spite the feds, Jack's passionate hatred of Virginia's new porn laws, David naming ladies DMX has boinked, and much more!
Saturday Jan 27, 2024
82 - Knuck if You Tuck
Saturday Jan 27, 2024
Saturday Jan 27, 2024
It's a new year, but Jack and David are still on their same old nonsense. David talks about the snow in Fredericksburg that led to Bethany having a roughly 6-hour work week, and the wild weather the area's seen this month. Jack talks about the bitter cold in Baltimore while he brought the heat by getting signs on TV at the Ravens game, including one that promoted his own TV station. Plus the potential Eminem-Taylor Swift Super Bowl matchup, David being wrong (and right) about Joe Flacco, the most electric playoff games they've ever been to, a soccer fan in the crowd being called on to ref, and the absolutely abhorrent decision by the FHA to ban funny road signs.
Friday Dec 22, 2023
81 - The 6th Annual Undie Awards
Friday Dec 22, 2023
Friday Dec 22, 2023
It's time once again for the award show that former President Obama once called "A blight on American freedom", the Undies! In a year dominated by the likes of Taylor Swift and George Santos to a lesser extent, David and Jack tip their cap(s that are hiding their receding hairlines) to a glorious 2023. From victimizing yourself after publishing a video of boinking in a senate hearing room, to Dan Snyder "finally getting his white wedding", the beautiful romance of Michael Jordan's son and Scottie Pippen's ex, and the passion for "Mambo No. 5" that nearly ruined a famous author's relationship. Plus Jack gives a nepotistic nod for Song of the Year, and David pays a heartwarming tribute to his dear friend Henry Kissinger.
Intro sampled from: https://youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?si=9JGK4cOpugPsHwwf
Friday Dec 08, 2023
80 - De Selby (Part 3)
Friday Dec 08, 2023
Friday Dec 08, 2023
Jack and David talk about why they had an extended hiatus (and why they don't have a guest), before getting right back into form with David having beef with the NBA in-season tournament and the notion of Taylor Swift being the biggest musician in the world, Usher at the Super Bowl halftime show, and whether Cajun Jack will be included in Grand Theft Auto VI. Plus the boys saw Clipse in concert, and talk about their experience at the Kennedy Center, along with seeing a pre-teen full embracing the world of coke rap.
Friday Sep 08, 2023
79 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. 2 (Hart Knock Life)
Friday Sep 08, 2023
Friday Sep 08, 2023
Jack and David return to finish up their definitive list of hip-hop's greatest moments. Whether it be the joy brought from "WAP", DMX naming ladies he's boinked in a verse, R. Kelly getting maced, Drake's unintentional child reveal, John Cena becoming a rap legend, Shaq asking Kobe Bryant how his ass tastes, and things getting a little easier out here for a pimp, there's enough moments here to make you want to put back on your 5XL tall tee and get an ice cream tattoo on your face!
Friday Sep 01, 2023
78 - Rap’s 50 Greatest Moments, Vol. I (The Washed Boyz)
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Who better to celebrate hip-hop's 50th birthday with than two dorks from the 'burbs? Jack and David reveal the first half of their definitive list of rap's greatest moments, from rappers dealing with conflicts through stabbings and champagne bottles, to Cardi B throwing a microphone at a fan and ODB saying Wu-Tang is for the children. They also discuss self-pleasuring songs, 50 Cent destroying Ja Rule for over 20 years, the "Tip Drill" video, accidentally playing DMX uncensored at Family Night, and so much more! Remember, this list is definitive.
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
77 - Barbenployedenheimer
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
Wednesday Aug 09, 2023
The heat is on, and so is Underemployed! David and Jack talk the knockout of the Women's World Cup team (including Jack's hot take on what cost them), August being the worst month ever, Phoenix being an affront to God, David's first ever Flying Squirrels game (and why the team has such a grip on Richmond), that time Bethany got a full night's sleep in the back of a Kia Soul, Jack's travel woes that involved him running through the Philadelphia airport, David's take on 'Barbie', and more!