Underemployed

74 - Back That Gazz Up

The weather's getting mildly warmer, and so is Underemployed! Jack tells the story of a gas leak in Scott's Addition that impacted the news station (and also briefly made him a nomad), Rihanna and A$AP Rocky proving that Wu-Tang is for the children, the continued rise of the Lakers, Ja Morant's a fool, Taylor Swift's dominance, David reminisces on the 2012 derecho, and more. Plus News Jabs, with cheating fishermen and trying to blame a dog for driving drunk!

73 - The Barry Bonds of Podcasts

Jack and David return to brag about the absolute raging success that was their NCAA Mascot Bracket (way better than most fools who picked a real one). Plus they talk David wanting steroids back in baseball, Jack's joy at the rebirth of the Lakers, David's Christ-like resurrection from COVID, the downfall of Dillon Brooks, the beauty of 'Cocaine Bear', Kia Souls being metaphorically bulletproof, the end of Dan Snyder, and more!

72 - March Madness Mascot Melee V

It's the triumphant return of the March Madness selection show that proudly features absolutely no actual basketball analysis, the ultimate battle between each team's mascot! Featuring such questions as how many wolfs constitute a wolfpack, how a holy man can deal with a fight, how many 16 seeds can beat a 1, how was David ever allowed to visit Princeton, and much more. Plus Jack's existential crisis about the mediocrity of his school's basketball program, and the long-awaited introduction of Cajun Jack!

71 - Our Fif Anniversary!

Delivering on promises made to you people, a wolf that was once a homeless man, a ruthless attack on David's medical ailments, the return of the Underemployed Curse, correctly picking the rise of the Jacksonville Jaguars, a tribute to Queen Lizzy, sports not mattering, and keeping your oven open. It was a wild year for Underemployed, and David and Jack recap the top moments in their anniversary special! Plus Jack is happy the Lakers didn't get Kyrie Irving, fine-tuning mac-and-cheese, an abundance of love for John Cena, and return of the supercut of one-liners at the end!

70 - Ebony and Ivory and Ivory and Ivory (feat. Jessica Albert and Julie Sawitzky)

Jack and David are joined by Jack's longtime friend, Underemployed superfan, and actual respected journalist Jessica Albert, along with mutual friend and friend of the show Julie Sawitzky! They discuss Jessica's long journey across various cities and stations in her career, from her time at JMU to ending up in Baltimore, despite not yet having a proper Bawlmur accent or pants with the Maryland flag on them, covering a Billie Eilish concert despite not knowing who she is, going to Disney World every weekend while working in Orlando, how they all became friends in the first place, David's mom being a respected journalist herself, Jessica finding a love for running, and hating water-skiing squirrels. Plus Julie reminds David she's still not a CPA, and talks about the... unique event she and Jack almost went to years ago in Pittsburgh.

69 - The 5th Annual Undie Awards

Cue the Mariah Carey, pour yourself some nog, and get your affairs in order, because Christmas is back, and so are the coveted, prestigious Undie Awards! David and Jack join you from the long-condemned Richmond Coliseum to hand out awards (including an album of the year no one sees coming), praise themselves for not killing a 103-year old woman, make multiple Homestar Runner references, settle grudges with fistfights, observe the rise and fall of Ash Ketchum, look at the wild rides of Elon Musk and Dan Snyder, discuss the insanity of the World Cup Final, read a bizarrely beautiful speech from their de facto guest of the year, and so much more.

Plus Jack coins the phrase "his ceiling is through the roof" because he's not well-equipped to handle English.

68 - Return of the Mac

Fresh off another wonderful Jay-Z Day, Jack and David discuss their Thanksgivings, including how David now preps his mac and cheese, he goes in-depth on the World Cup and the U.S.'s loss to the Netherlands, as well as the future of the program, sports apparently matter again because the Lakers are playing well (with Jack seeing their dominating win against the Wizards in-person), David has flaming hot takes even by his absurdly high standards, legalizing prostitution, Virginia drivers are apparently ass, and they preview the Undie Awards. Also, sports actually don't matter because Aaron Judge didn't sign with the Giants.

67 - Keep Your Oven Open

David and Jack talk about missing part of the Chris Rock show because they're idiots, David’s excited for the World Cup while Jack has a soft spot for Brazil, sports don't matter because the Lakers are mediocre, Jack likes Taylor Swift's new album while they talk about the shitshow of her concert tickets on sale through TicketMaster, Kanye can't even get into Sketchers, and News Jabs, with someone trying to sneak a gun through a raw chicken at an airport!

(Also, for legal purposes, don't actually keep your oven open.)

66 - All Falls Down

David talks about his trip to Philadelphia to meet friend of the show Colin Mackey for Premier League Fanfest, and he and Jack discuss which US cities are still on their bucket list, the concerns of the Lakers, the status of an Underemployed Curse, Jack's suggestion for turning around the Jaguars, he uses the nonsensical phrase "Lightning in a pan" for some reason, and they have a long discussion about the downfall of Kanye West and if it's possible to separate art from artist. Plus the long-awaited return of News Jabs, including the winner of Fat Bear Week!

65 - Glue Gals/Thems

David and Jack want to buy the Phoenix Mercury, and they need your help (Hint: It involves giving them money). They also talk about the impact of Hurricane Ian, Aaron Judge's impact on the record books, the miracle run of Albert Pujols, them feeling not-optimistic about the Capitals and Lakers, Jack's experience at the state fair, Rihanna performing the Super Bowl halftime show (while John Cena got snubbed), Jack's anger at Joe Flacco getting benched, and more!