Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Thursday Sep 22, 2022
Jack and David discuss getting to see Lupe Fiasco perform The Cool in its entirety (along with a verse they never thought they'd get to hear live), Joe Flacco retaining his eliteness, the Jaguars are probably Super Bowl bound, David's hot take of an NBA Finals preview, the Lakers are doomed, and Jack ponders the benefits of getting a fake butt. Plus David tells the story of his parents' once-in-a-lifetime vacation nearly being derailed by Queen Elizabeth's death.
Friday Sep 09, 2022
Friday Sep 09, 2022
An update on the #MarkMcGwireChallenge, etiquette of wearing sweatpants in public and shorts above the knee, David may be classist and also doesn't want to go to strip clubs, Eminem is nearly an EGOT winner, an Underemployed NFT and mascot, mustaches coming back in style, which sports are actually sports, Jack wants to chat with Jay-Z at the Roc Nation Brunch, and more! Plus David's beautiful tribute to Queen Elizabeth II.
Friday Aug 12, 2022
Friday Aug 12, 2022
Jack and David return to talk about how their summer's been going, the worst/weirdest injuries they've ever gotten, pay tribute to Bill Russell and Vin Scully (with Jack telling the story of meeting the former), discuss the tragedy that was the 2011 Northern Virginia Earthquake, recent heatwaves, them holding a 40-yeard dash for bragging rights, the Juan Soto trade and DC's status as a sports city, NBA players hurting player empowerment, and they introduce the #MarkMcGwireChallenge!
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
Thursday Jul 21, 2022
You people asked, we... people answered! In the first Q&A in nearly 2 1/2 years, David and Jack answer rude questions about their alleged advanced age, Weird Al's lyrical prowess, getting hit on by old people at the gym, escaping a deserted island with Bobby Bonilla, tons of questions about food, making new friends at their age, what city they'd want to live in, and much, much more. Plus David loudly and unnecessarily gets something wrong that's easily searchable, Jack would gladly shill for some blood money, and they pay tribute to the Bodega Boys in the wake of their breakup.
Friday May 27, 2022
Friday May 27, 2022
New city, same nonsense! Jack's moved down to Richmond, so he and David celebrate with the return of old pal Nick Livingstone! They talk about Nick's scholarly success since he's last been on, being stunned by hearing his past trash talking, the best spots to eat in the city, how Nick copes with David's hot takes, Nick's love of cats (while David proudly owns a surly, fat cat), getting out of the bartending business and the fact that Nick is also somehow the most downloaded episode of the podcast ever. Jack also talks about his nerves of giving another wedding toast, and he and Nick make fun of David's various medical ailments, but, you know, in a sweet and loving way.
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Tuesday Mar 15, 2022
Once again bringing you the NCAA Tournament preview that proudly features absolutely no actual college basketball analysis, David and Jack are back and picking a winner between mascots in each matchup in a theoretical free-for-all brawl. From the sizes of various big cats, to the fighting skills of a refined gentleman, to how Sister Jean and a random homeless guy were intertwined once upon a time, it's time for what is truly the most wonderful show of the year!
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
Tuesday Mar 01, 2022
In anticipation of the State of the Union address, David and Jack decide to drop their own address to you people, where they give very presidential speeches on the goals, future, and clear amazing societal impact of this beautiful, sexy podcast!
Friday Feb 18, 2022
Friday Feb 18, 2022
Much like some deadbeat dads, despite being a little late, David and Jack return to celebrate their baby's fourth birthday! Featuring the return of Joe "Peanut" Dweck to face the music on his questionable Mitchell Robinson and New York Knicks predictions, another slap in the face from Nick Livingstone, plus a look back at the Drexel Dragons magical tournament run, the return of their favorite guests, their new podcast art, more talk on what constitutes being culturally southern, the Super Bowl's halftime show, and more!
Monday Dec 13, 2021
Monday Dec 13, 2021
Coming to you live from the decaying corpse of RFK Stadium in Washington, D.C., while respecting the squatters' rights of the racoons that now call it home, David and Jack return to hand out some gold-plated pantaloons! Including a Woman of the Year near and dear to their heart, a perfectly meme-y yet litty Song of the Year, a Hot Take of the Year that saw a beloved athlete shoot himself in the foot like, 5 or 6 times, baseball having some national relevancy again, the return of the In Memoriam segment, and the 2nd annual Lifetime Achievement Award going to a centenarian who they hope doesn't continue the trophy's string of bad luck!
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
Tuesday Nov 30, 2021
With the holiday season now in full swing, how about a new Underemployed to whet your whistle? Jack and David discuss their Thanksgiving, including their favorite food and Jack staying in a spot with... weird history for him. They also talk about going public on the NASDAQ, the awful new name for the current-Staples Center, Waluigi not coming through in the clutch, an update on Joe "Peanut" Dweck's hot take on Mitchell Robinson, Jack wanting more money for no work, ways you can get Underemployed merch, an announcement on their next episode, and in a bonus clip, Jack talks about a musical act at the end of a Dave Chappelle event that got him geeked!