Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
Friday Sep 03, 2021
Friday Sep 03, 2021
Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album cover, David giggling like a titmouse at the Washington Nationals' win percentage, the pleasant success of the San Francisco Giants, Jack getting a proper vacation, and the return of the Wedding Bois!
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Wednesday Aug 11, 2021
Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's charm, COVID-19, their favorite sandwich cheeses, Miriam's move to New Hampshire, building a statue for David at Mary Washington, Quinn's summer in Alaska, Bjork's uber-sexuality, great Hugh Hefner tributes, DNA makeups, and of course, a return to what they would stick their hypothetical dicks into. Oh, and David tries to argue that Texas isn't a southern state. Furreals.
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Thursday Apr 29, 2021
Jack and David pay tribute to 2020 Undie Lifetime Achievement Award winner Shock G/Humpty Hump, as well as DMX, before David also discusses the downfall of the European soccer super league and the corruption of FIFA, a woman unknowingly charged with a felony for an unreturned VHS tape, and some proper etiquette as the country begins to return to normal, including how to act at concerts, weddings, and strip clubs. Also, a belated well-wish, David's a criminal, and Jack has lost touch with the youths. Get off the tracks, or you're getting run over by the Underemployed train!
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Can the return of Sister Jean propel wolves? When can Shaq be used as a tiebreaker? What's the difference between a Dragon Tales dragon and an evil one? What's the difference between a regular eagle and one that's a Harry Styles fan? It's the return of the battle of the mascots in time for the return of March Madness. Plus a new Stump the Slob, the newest Underemployed baby, and the dashing of Jack's dream wedding.
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Monday Feb 08, 2021
Getting a car back from a meth head, how not to ask a future coworker on a date, a hall of fame pitcher destroying a bird. While 2020 may have been a rough year, David and Jack still look back on the past year of Underemployed episodes and all the ups, downs, and laughs (?) that came with it. Plus Jack's (fever) dream wedding, a congratulatory message with no words, and the annual supercut of one-liners at the end.
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Wednesday Dec 23, 2020
Which of the whopping 2 (TWO!) guests from 2020 can take home Guest of the Year? Are you allowed to give yourself your own nickname? Is there such a thing as too many "WAP" or Tiger King references? (No.) Will taking shots at PJ Anderson ever get old? (Also no.) Despite Jack butchering their first attempt at recording, he and David return for their annual show honoring, mocking, and acknowledging all that happened in 2020. From Woman of the Year to the potentially spicy Virus of the Year, the two hand out their valued gold-plated Undies! Plus bonus clips from the original botched recording!
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5, David and Jack reunite in-person from the crown jewel of the Mid-Ohio Valley! David talks about his impressions of Parkersburg, before they talk about where Kanye West went wrong in his presidential bid, cooking chickens in Yellowstone's scalding hot water, the good news regarding COVID-19 vaccines, and the first Underemployed babies!
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Friday Oct 30, 2020
Fresh off the heels of a Lakers championship victory, Jack talks about how it temporarily lifted him out of his depression and served as a reminder of why sports are great. He and David also talk about the decision by Kevin Cash to take out Blake Snell in Game 6 of the World Series, venomous Virginia caterpillars, getting arrested for rapping about unemployment fraud, fans at sports games, David's stupid voice, the lost concept of time, and tell the infamous story of them going down to JMU for Halloween in 2014 and losing their car!
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Friday Oct 02, 2020
Gozie Okoro rejoins Jack and David to wrap-up the OutKast bracket. Will "Vibrate" continue its Cinderella run, and can "Gasoline Dreams" continue its concurrent ugly step-sister run? Can anyone stop the juggernaut that is "B.O.B."? Will Jack be able to prevent David from slandering Barry Bonds? How much music can be played before the show gets a cease-and-desist order? Find out the answers to (most of) these and more!
Monday Sep 28, 2020
Monday Sep 28, 2020
"Hey Ya!" and "Ms. Jackson" may be misguided wedding songs, but can they advance past the first round? Can a song where Andre 3000 talks about "jerkin' his jimmy" really be considered fine art? Will Jack's dislike of "Gasoline Dreams" impact its run? All of these questions and so many more will be answered in part one of a two-part tournament bracket to determine the best OutKast song, featuring acclaimed writer/kinda sorta friend of Jack, Gozie Okoro. All 64 songs will be analyzed, sampled, and judged, for your listening pleasure! Plus they end the episode by remembering the late Chadwick Boseman.