Underemployed

54 - Frisbee Clout (feat. Joe ”Peanut” Dweck)

Back with another guest, this time David's semi-famous frisbee pal, Joe "Peanut" Dweck. They talk to Peanut about growing up in Brooklyn before going to Indiana University, the craziest rumor around campus about a future NBA lottery pick, his tenure in law school and why he wanted to get in law to help kids, David telling him about the Chandra Levy murder, Rutgers' condom mascot, his wedding, and the delusions, depression, and blind optimism that comes with being a New York sports fan!

53 - Thuggish Ruggish Pod

Despite David sounding like they were recording way past his bedtime, it's another exciting episode of Underemployed! Featuring the wild rides of Urban Meyer and Jon Gruden, Newcastle's new problematic owners buying the team from a guy who apparently throws up in fireplaces, Jack getting an ovation for a wedding toast he didn't even give, David's long haul to a wedding of his own, getting blue-balled by "Return of the Mack", visiting Kobe Bryant's old high school, the coldest the wedding they've ever been to, not embezzling money when you're a former NBA player, what song they'd geek out for at the Super Bowl Halftime Show, and more!

52 - Way 2 Funny

Jack and David return to the podcast earf to talk about how Drake's "Way 2 Sexy" is a gift and Kawhi Leonard's star-making cameo in the music video. They also discuss the end of Summer and the annoyingly hot weather as it went out, their chance encounter on public transportation (!), Jack's vacation, David getting back in the wedding groove, Jack's pathetic attempt to name the branches of the military, David's head shape, Jack's last concert, them joining the U.S. Space Force, and remembering Norm Macdonald while discussing some of his favorite bits and jokes. And in some bonus bits from before the official start, David talks about Urban Myer's lack of success with the Jacksonville Jaguars, and a potentially spicy Halloween costume.

51 - Yeehaw or Yeenaw?

Coming to you from the morgue of Area 51 (*cue the X-Files theme), it's Underemployed! With an update on the poll on whether or not David was correct in saying Texas isn't a culturally Southern state, bad storms, the 25th birthday of ATLiens, the rollout for Kanye West's album, Drake's album cover, David giggling like a titmouse at the Washington Nationals' win percentage, the pleasant success of the San Francisco Giants, Jack getting a proper vacation, and the return of the Wedding Bois!

50 - B(H)DE (feat. Miriam and Quinn)

Despite the naysayers, doubters, and legal uncertainty, Underemployed has made it to 50 episodes! And Jack and David feel there's no better way to celebrate than by bringing back their first ever guests, Quinn and Miriam! The self-proclaimed lazy piece of shit and Spirit Airlines bitch bring the heat, discussing astrology and beer mixes, the Atlanta airport plane train, Governor Jim Justice's charm, COVID-19, their favorite sandwich cheeses, Miriam's move to New Hampshire, building a statue for David at Mary Washington, Quinn's summer in Alaska, Bjork's uber-sexuality, great Hugh Hefner tributes, DNA makeups, and of course, a return to what they would stick their hypothetical dicks into. Oh, and David tries to argue that Texas isn't a southern state. Furreals.

49 - Buff Ryders Anthem

Jack and David pay tribute to 2020 Undie Lifetime Achievement Award winner Shock G/Humpty Hump, as well as DMX, before David also discusses the downfall of the European soccer super league and the corruption of FIFA, a woman unknowingly charged with a felony for an unreturned VHS tape, and some proper etiquette as the country begins to return to normal, including how to act at concerts, weddings, and strip clubs. Also, a belated well-wish, David's a criminal, and Jack has lost touch with the youths. Get off the tracks, or you're getting run over by the Underemployed train!

48 - March Madness Mascot Melee III

Can the return of Sister Jean propel wolves? When can Shaq be used as a tiebreaker? What's the difference between a Dragon Tales dragon and an evil one? What's the difference between a regular eagle and one that's a Harry Styles fan? It's the return of the battle of the mascots in time for the return of March Madness. Plus a new Stump the Slob, the newest Underemployed baby, and the dashing of Jack's dream wedding.

47 - Our 3rd Anniversary!

Getting a car back from a meth head, how not to ask a future coworker on a date, a hall of fame pitcher destroying a bird. While 2020 may have been a rough year, David and Jack still look back on the past year of Underemployed episodes and all the ups, downs, and laughs (?) that came with it. Plus Jack's (fever) dream wedding, a congratulatory message with no words, and the annual supercut of one-liners at the end.

46 - The 3rd Annual Undie Awards

Which of the whopping 2 (TWO!) guests from 2020 can take home Guest of the Year? Are you allowed to give yourself your own nickname? Is there such a thing as too many "WAP" or Tiger King references? (No.) Will taking shots at PJ Anderson ever get old? (Also no.) Despite Jack butchering their first attempt at recording, he and David return for their annual show honoring, mocking, and acknowledging all that happened in 2020. From Woman of the Year to the potentially spicy Virus of the Year, the two hand out their valued gold-plated Undies! Plus bonus clips from the original botched recording!

45 - Reunited (And it Feels Aight)

Back like Jordan, wearin' the 4-5, David and Jack reunite in-person from the crown jewel of the Mid-Ohio Valley! David talks about his impressions of Parkersburg, before they talk about where Kanye West went wrong in his presidential bid, cooking chickens in Yellowstone's scalding hot water, the good news regarding COVID-19 vaccines, and the first Underemployed babies!