Underemployed

37 - Our 2nd Anniversary!

Cowboy Jack and Old Man David take the world by storm, a grizzly battles a cyclone, being punished by The Lord, a whole lot of Shaq references, and plenty more! To celebrate the two year anniversary of Underemployed, David and Jack take a look back at each of the episodes over the past year for YOU PEOPLE, including the guests that range from a platonic friend, to an infectiously positive fitness trainer, a ferocious native of Richmond, and a bonafide YouTube celebrity! Plus they receive well-wishes, or at least wishes of SOME variety, plus the return of the Supercut of the funniest lines at the end.

36 - Remembering Kobe Bryant (Different Animals, Same Beasts)

Following the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's death, Jack and David discuss his legacy (the good, the bad, and the good that emerged from the bad.) Then to lighten the mood, they also have news jabs that include karmic cockfighting, how to spend nearly $90,000 on iTunes, and Gritty punching a teenager in the head, plus a new Stump the Slob.

35 - The 2nd Annual Undie Awards

Can Sister Jean repeat as Woman of the Year? Is this the year "Shabba" is dethroned as Song of the Year? Will Jack pick his own sister's wedding as the best of the decade? Can PJ Anderson win Podcast Guest of the Year? (No.) How far is Jack willing to go for a joke? All of these questions and more will be answered as David and Jack present the second annual Undie Awards, this time adding categories to the best of the 2010s decade! Plus it's all Christmas-y up in here!

34 - Can't Stop the Reign

Back through the miracle of Skype and the blunderment of Jack's inability to record properly, it's Underemployed! Jack and David discuss Jack's sister's wedding, along with his toast and the glorious playlist, David's Halloween adventures, Jack going to Game 4 of the World Series, Disney Plus, not to mention the return of News Jabs with a story on the absurdity of gender reveal parties, and a spontaneous Shaq-off! Remember, if you don't download it, you're a bad friend and/or family member!

33 - DC: The Good, the Bad, and the Dan Snyder

For the first time in a year, David and Jack conduct an Underemployed episode via Skype, catching up on Jack's new job, from the initial struggles to the eventual triumphs. They also talk about the Nats World Series run (recorded when they were up 2-0), the comical nature of Dan Snyder's Redskins ownership, being one week away from Jack's sister's wedding, the entitlement of Bryce Harper's booing and hilarity of Kawhi Leonard's, and Jack bestowing the gift of Cowboy upon David!

32 - Earth Wind & Full-Time Employment

Rev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the two discuss both the future of the show and the name of the podcast!

31 - Caucasian Kenan & Kel

Awwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (but won't), lesbian astronauts hacking into bank accounts, the legality of finger guns, and the Pope being stuck in an elevator for 25 minutes but recovering due to his #blessed-ness. All this and the return of news jabs, an "Old Town Road" flavored Stump the Slob, an update on David's World Series prediction as well as a Super Bowl one, and perhaps most importantly, the introduction of his new character, Old Man David!

30 - Overnight Celebrity (feat. Welyn)

As promised, Destiny's Daddies deliver their first celebrity on the show, and it's YouTube sensation Welyn! The former next door neighbors/college classmates discuss Welyn's various endeavors over the years and how he transformed from a small boi learning maths at school, to a thick boi powerlifter, battle rapping, accounting, and finally as a YouTuber with over 1.25 MILLION (!) subscribers to his channel! Plus they get in-depth on how long it takes him to edit a YouTube video, how one Rust video began his massive ascent, carjackers in Rhode Island, burley fireman, and the return of News Jabs and Stump the Slob in this jam-packed episode!

 

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29 - Q&A III: I'm Ron Burgundy?

After a 10 month long wait, Jack and David return with their third Q&A! In their shortest full length episode to date, they answer your questions regarding dream concerts, clowning the Knicks and James Dolan, baby elephants in kiddie pools, moms, the long standing debate of jazz vs. polka, and more! Plus they touch on the U.S. Women's World Cup victory, Jack attending the Home Run Derby again, PJ Anderson once again attempts to sabotage the Q&A, and David knows way too much about pizza styles and beers.

28 - Catman (Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop) [feat. Nick Livingstone]

Underemployed is back with its first ever fellow bearded guest, the Cat Daddy* himself, Nick Livingstone! Nick is here to call former roommate David out on his shit, and if that's somehow not enough to convince you to listen, they also talk about the worst bar interaction of all time, David pissing off the entire Mary Washington lacrosse team, the Women's World Cup, the fallout of the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Jack's eventual demise, Bernie Sanders as a baby, which athlete they would commit a crime with, Jeff Goldblum's sensuality, Thailand's late-1990's currency crisis, the return of trivia, and much more! Also the windows were left open so birds join in on the proceedings.

* - In spite of this nickname and episode title, Nick's cats are not discussed on this episode.