Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Monday Sep 30, 2019
Rev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the two discuss both the future of the show and the name of the podcast!
Sunday Sep 08, 2019
Sunday Sep 08, 2019
Awwww here it goes! As David and Jack return to the mic, they talk about the start of the NFL season (including Andrew Luck's retirement and Antonio Brown's continued debauchery), the tragedy of "Back That Azz Up" failing to get a wedding dance floor poppin', an in-depth discussion of the reaction to Dave Chappelle's newest Netflix special, songs that should be played at Jack's sister's wedding (but won't), lesbian astronauts hacking into bank accounts, the legality of finger guns, and the Pope being stuck in an elevator for 25 minutes but recovering due to his #blessed-ness. All this and the return of news jabs, an "Old Town Road" flavored Stump the Slob, an update on David's World Series prediction as well as a Super Bowl one, and perhaps most importantly, the introduction of his new character, Old Man David!
Friday Aug 23, 2019
Friday Aug 23, 2019
As promised, Destiny's Daddies deliver their first celebrity on the show, and it's YouTube sensation Welyn! The former next door neighbors/college classmates discuss Welyn's various endeavors over the years and how he transformed from a small boi learning maths at school, to a thick boi powerlifter, battle rapping, accounting, and finally as a YouTuber with over 1.25 MILLION (!) subscribers to his channel! Plus they get in-depth on how long it takes him to edit a YouTube video, how one Rust video began his massive ascent, carjackers in Rhode Island, burley fireman, and the return of News Jabs and Stump the Slob in this jam-packed episode!
Sunday Jul 14, 2019
Sunday Jul 14, 2019
After a 10 month long wait, Jack and David return with their third Q&A! In their shortest full length episode to date, they answer your questions regarding dream concerts, clowning the Knicks and James Dolan, baby elephants in kiddie pools, moms, the long standing debate of jazz vs. polka, and more! Plus they touch on the U.S. Women's World Cup victory, Jack attending the Home Run Derby again, PJ Anderson once again attempts to sabotage the Q&A, and David knows way too much about pizza styles and beers.
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Underemployed is back with its first ever fellow bearded guest, the Cat Daddy* himself, Nick Livingstone! Nick is here to call former roommate David out on his shit, and if that's somehow not enough to convince you to listen, they also talk about the worst bar interaction of all time, David pissing off the entire Mary Washington lacrosse team, the Women's World Cup, the fallout of the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Jack's eventual demise, Bernie Sanders as a baby, which athlete they would commit a crime with, Jeff Goldblum's sensuality, Thailand's late-1990's currency crisis, the return of trivia, and much more! Also the windows were left open so birds join in on the proceedings.
* - In spite of this nickname and episode title, Nick's cats are not discussed on this episode.
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
David and Jack decide to try and switch things up a bit with new segments across the show! Then they cover such topics as the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Scottie Pippen suing a 5 year old, Pokémon Sleep, Jack going to Chicago, Taco Bell opening a hotel, the dumpster fire status of the Lakers, choosing a new national anthem, plus in the opening edition of Stump the Slob, David tries to name the 2018 Washington Capitals Stanley Cup Finals roster! Come make some s'mores with this audio fire!
Thursday May 23, 2019
Thursday May 23, 2019
Personal trainer, good friend, and handsome man Jake Schwind joins Jack and David to bring his brand of infectious positivity to Underemployed! They talk about getting started in fitness, misconceptions women may have about weightlifting, helping a client lose 90 lbs, adjusting his exercise routine to include stretching, starting steps to helping lose weight, and a whole lot more about the world of exercise. Jake also talks about meeting his wife, Val, their wedding, and their dog Kodiak provides his insights of occasional barking and wagging his tail into the table! Plus Jack talks about being freaked out by the discovery of his vocal doppelgänger from a Billie Eilish video. Call 'em C+C Music Factory, because they're gonna make you sweat!
For more information on Jake's training services, visit schwindfitness.com, and follow him on Instagram @schwindfitness!
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
It's the silver-ish anniversary of Underemployed, and David and Jack have a special guest to celebrate the occasion, Julie Sawitzky! Julie makes her first appearance on the show as a guest (but NOT her first appearance ever), and she talks about her career, how she and Jack met (#PlatonicFriendJulie), she and David discuss their favorite alcohols, and her love of pop punk and baseball! The episode also has a sizeable amount of real talk, with all three talking about coping with anxiety, struggling socially, and accepting responsibility. In spite of the lack of Cowboy Jack, this is still a great episode!
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Saddle up, partners! Jack and David return to talk about "Old Town Road" hitting #1 on the Billboard charts, John Cena returning as the Dr. of Thuganomics at WrestleMania 35, UVA winning the NCAA Tournament (as well as addressing their controversial pick of them in the Mascot Bracket), eagles dropping trash on Seattle, Jack taking the Metro for the first time in 3 years, cherry blossoms, and much more!
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
It's March Madness time, and that means it's time for David and Jack to give their second annual Mascot Battle Bracket! Cougars, sledgehammers, butterflies, devils, gargoyles, Cowboy Jack, tornado birds, golden animals, they're all here as the two determine which mascot will win in the ultimate fight! Plus David gives his long awaited 2019 World Series preview after last year's scorching fuego Oakland A's prediction, as well as the introduction of the Kurtis Blow Bot 4100! Whether you like sports or hate 'em, this episode is for you!