Underemployed

There's some dorks in this house! David and Jack return, explaining why they've been dropping less frequently, but feeling rejuvenated by the return of sports. They discuss...

NHL (4:05-9:43) Including what's been wrong with the Washington Capitals.

Champions League (9:45-15:04) Including How David feels about the new 5-subs rule

MLB (15:05-20:02) Including Jack questioning why there can't be a Home Run Derby this year, and a World Series prediction from David we guarantee you've never heard before.

NBA (20:03-26:56) Including Jack lamenting J.R. Smith becoming a Laker.

And then they wrap it up by discussing what they would rename the Washington NFL franchise, and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson saving the XFL with his handsome, manly arms.

It's been a hot minute, but (probably) worth the wait! Jack and David are joined by the former's dear friend and coworker, TV's Brittany Morgan (the Tiger Queen herself). They talk to her about how she took after her dad, the... inspiring(?) talk he gave her at 12, figuring out what she wanted to do in life, the journey all three took to graduating college, her overcoming fear and self-doubt when she first became a journalist, training to be a wrestler, how she's doing without baseball, and how her friendship with Jack came to fruition over the years. Oh, and they talk about that time he asked her on a date with the elegance and grace of a newborn giraffe trying to stand up.

Once again crowdsourcing for content, it's the fourth Q&A episode of Underemployed! Jack and David catch up on life a bit before getting to the questions (around the 11:10 mark of the episode), which include THAT question about Carole Baskin, Tom Brady leaving the Patriots, mean questions about Jack, worst dates, music people would be surprised they like, how the two have maintained their friendship for so long, and so much more. Plus a bonus bit sees Jack fantasize about cloning Mannie Fresh!

With the Coronavirus having grounded the world to a halt, Jack and David lament the loss of the Mascot Melee Bracket, but have a backup plan in mind. They do a mini-bracket of the greatest American sports moments, including a Barry Bonds civil war, a patriot vs. a 98 year old nun, telling Hitler to shove it, Charles Barkley's views on Angola, and not realizing until halfway through the episode that they forgot to include the Miracle on Ice. All this and more in what we hope will be a fun distraction!

Cowboy Jack and Old Man David take the world by storm, a grizzly battles a cyclone, being punished by The Lord, a whole lot of Shaq references, and plenty more! To celebrate the two year anniversary of Underemployed, David and Jack take a look back at each of the episodes over the past year for YOU PEOPLE, including the guests that range from a platonic friend, to an infectiously positive fitness trainer, a ferocious native of Richmond, and a bonafide YouTube celebrity! Plus they receive well-wishes, or at least wishes of SOME variety, plus the return of the Supercut of the funniest lines at the end.

Following the shocking news of Kobe Bryant's death, Jack and David discuss his legacy (the good, the bad, and the good that emerged from the bad.) Then to lighten the mood, they also have news jabs that include karmic cockfighting, how to spend nearly $90,000 on iTunes, and Gritty punching a teenager in the head, plus a new Stump the Slob.

Can Sister Jean repeat as Woman of the Year? Is this the year "Shabba" is dethroned as Song of the Year? Will Jack pick his own sister's wedding as the best of the decade? Can PJ Anderson win Podcast Guest of the Year? (No.) How far is Jack willing to go for a joke? All of these questions and more will be answered as David and Jack present the second annual Undie Awards, this time adding categories to the best of the 2010s decade! Plus it's all Christmas-y up in here!

Back through the miracle of Skype and the blunderment of Jack's inability to record properly, it's Underemployed! Jack and David discuss Jack's sister's wedding, along with his toast and the glorious playlist, David's Halloween adventures, Jack going to Game 4 of the World Series, Disney Plus, not to mention the return of News Jabs with a story on the absurdity of gender reveal parties, and a spontaneous Shaq-off! Remember, if you don't download it, you're a bad friend and/or family member!

For the first time in a year, David and Jack conduct an Underemployed episode via Skype, catching up on Jack's new job, from the initial struggles to the eventual triumphs. They also talk about the Nats World Series run (recorded when they were up 2-0), the comical nature of Dan Snyder's Redskins ownership, being one week away from Jack's sister's wedding, the entitlement of Bryce Harper's booing and hilarity of Kawhi Leonard's, and Jack bestowing the gift of Cowboy upon David!

Rev up those fryers, because Jack and David return to discuss a litany of topics, from Gardner Minshew II trying to break his hand with a hammer, to Blake Griffin wearing a tuxedo to DC dive bars, the liability of dying from sex on a business trip, being lost in Disneyland Paris' lake while tripping balls, and a whole lot more! Plus Jack got a new full-time job in Parkersburg, West Virginia, and the two discuss both the future of the show and the name of the podcast!