Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
Thursday Jun 13, 2019
David and Jack decide to try and switch things up a bit with new segments across the show! Then they cover such topics as the Stanley Cup and NBA Finals, Scottie Pippen suing a 5 year old, Pokémon Sleep, Jack going to Chicago, Taco Bell opening a hotel, the dumpster fire status of the Lakers, choosing a new national anthem, plus in the opening edition of Stump the Slob, David tries to name the 2018 Washington Capitals Stanley Cup Finals roster! Come make some s'mores with this audio fire!
Thursday May 23, 2019
Thursday May 23, 2019
Personal trainer, good friend, and handsome man Jake Schwind joins Jack and David to bring his brand of infectious positivity to Underemployed! They talk about getting started in fitness, misconceptions women may have about weightlifting, helping a client lose 90 lbs, adjusting his exercise routine to include stretching, starting steps to helping lose weight, and a whole lot more about the world of exercise. Jake also talks about meeting his wife, Val, their wedding, and their dog Kodiak provides his insights of occasional barking and wagging his tail into the table! Plus Jack talks about being freaked out by the discovery of his vocal doppelgänger from a Billie Eilish video. Call 'em C+C Music Factory, because they're gonna make you sweat!
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Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
Tuesday Apr 30, 2019
It's the silver-ish anniversary of Underemployed, and David and Jack have a special guest to celebrate the occasion, Julie Sawitzky! Julie makes her first appearance on the show as a guest (but NOT her first appearance ever), and she talks about her career, how she and Jack met (#PlatonicFriendJulie), she and David discuss their favorite alcohols, and her love of pop punk and baseball! The episode also has a sizeable amount of real talk, with all three talking about coping with anxiety, struggling socially, and accepting responsibility. In spite of the lack of Cowboy Jack, this is still a great episode!
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Friday Apr 12, 2019
Saddle up, partners! Jack and David return to talk about "Old Town Road" hitting #1 on the Billboard charts, John Cena returning as the Dr. of Thuganomics at WrestleMania 35, UVA winning the NCAA Tournament (as well as addressing their controversial pick of them in the Mascot Bracket), eagles dropping trash on Seattle, Jack taking the Metro for the first time in 3 years, cherry blossoms, and much more!
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
Tuesday Mar 19, 2019
It's March Madness time, and that means it's time for David and Jack to give their second annual Mascot Battle Bracket! Cougars, sledgehammers, butterflies, devils, gargoyles, Cowboy Jack, tornado birds, golden animals, they're all here as the two determine which mascot will win in the ultimate fight! Plus David gives his long awaited 2019 World Series preview after last year's scorching fuego Oakland A's prediction, as well as the introduction of the Kurtis Blow Bot 4100! Whether you like sports or hate 'em, this episode is for you!
Thursday Feb 28, 2019
Thursday Feb 28, 2019
Back with episode double deuce, Jack and David discuss such pressing matters as conspiracy theories, the X-Files, the Dunk Contest, Robert Kraft's hanky panky, Petey Pablo, the dire straits of LeBron and the Lakers, the 20th anniversary of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP, David seeing Vince Staples in concert, and MORE WEDDING TALK!
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
In this compilation of extra material from the Best Of episode, David and Jack talk about Usher smelling like baby powder, SpongeBob, the Super Bowl halftime show (and the game, briefly), Maroon 5, Big Boi's fur coat, baseball, the Washington Capitals, the Anthony Davis non-trade to the Lakers, and more. Also, there are somehow two separate Ying Yang Twins references on this episode, which has to be some sort of podcast record.
Friday Feb 08, 2019
Friday Feb 08, 2019
One year after the debut of the fuego-est of podcasts, Underemployed celebrates its one year anniversary! David and Jack look back at each of the episodes (even the bad ones), and discuss how the bread was made while playing clips from each of them; including Sister Jean, David's liquid magma take on the Oakland A's that nearly proved prophetic, the mascot bracket, PJ Anderson in his various forms, the evolution of their employment, the peak of comedy that is Miriam and Quinn, them taking potshots at each other, and more (MUCH more, this is a long one). Plus they receive well-wishes from certain friends! Oh, and Jack got a job. Enjoy the ride!
Friday Feb 01, 2019
Friday Feb 01, 2019
After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.
Thursday Jan 10, 2019
Thursday Jan 10, 2019
David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious inability to grow facial hair, his results from the Keto Diet, men being primitive dumb-dumbs, Smash Mouth's album cuts, "Neil Diamond"'s views on immigrants, Jack's plea not to listen to the early episodes of this show, sleeping on beer/ADHD medicine, Wayne Rooney getting arrested and other soccer related things, Barry Bonds' and Lance Armstrong's testicles, Jack finally deleting his Twitter account, Reddit killing jokes, naming all of Staten Island after the Wu-Tang Clan, taking headphones into the bathroom, living in California, the word "chunky", Jack not liking chocolate, and so much more!