Jack Selby and David Hart bring their brand of irrelevant irreverence through music, sound effects, and sports and rap references. (Artwork courtesy Gozie Okoro, @starving_arts)
Episodes
Thursday Feb 28, 2019
Thursday Feb 28, 2019
Back with episode double deuce, Jack and David discuss such pressing matters as conspiracy theories, the X-Files, the Dunk Contest, Robert Kraft's hanky panky, Petey Pablo, the dire straits of LeBron and the Lakers, the 20th anniversary of Eminem's The Slim Shady LP, David seeing Vince Staples in concert, and MORE WEDDING TALK!
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
In this compilation of extra material from the Best Of episode, David and Jack talk about Usher smelling like baby powder, SpongeBob, the Super Bowl halftime show (and the game, briefly), Maroon 5, Big Boi's fur coat, baseball, the Washington Capitals, the Anthony Davis non-trade to the Lakers, and more. Also, there are somehow two separate Ying Yang Twins references on this episode, which has to be some sort of podcast record.
Friday Feb 08, 2019
Friday Feb 08, 2019
One year after the debut of the fuego-est of podcasts, Underemployed celebrates its one year anniversary! David and Jack look back at each of the episodes (even the bad ones), and discuss how the bread was made while playing clips from each of them; including Sister Jean, David's liquid magma take on the Oakland A's that nearly proved prophetic, the mascot bracket, PJ Anderson in his various forms, the evolution of their employment, the peak of comedy that is Miriam and Quinn, them taking potshots at each other, and more (MUCH more, this is a long one). Plus they receive well-wishes from certain friends! Oh, and Jack got a job. Enjoy the ride!
Friday Feb 01, 2019
Friday Feb 01, 2019
After much teasing and taunting, Jack and David finally have the oft-described loathsome yet oddly endearing PJ Anderson on the podcast in a surprisingly civil discussion. They talk about Backyard Baseball, Major League Baseball, hockey, 2000s rappers, threatening to murder PJ in front of his parents, a healthy dose of terrible puns, and much, much more.
Thursday Jan 10, 2019
Thursday Jan 10, 2019
David and Jack start off 2019 with their second guest episode, this time with David's former roommate Colin Mackey! David explains the origins of his friendship with Colin, complete with debauchery at Mary Washington and mistaken search warrants, with Jack explaining how his beloved alter ego Cowboy Jack played a role in meeting him. From there, they talk about a lot, including Colin's hilarious inability to grow facial hair, his results from the Keto Diet, men being primitive dumb-dumbs, Smash Mouth's album cuts, "Neil Diamond"'s views on immigrants, Jack's plea not to listen to the early episodes of this show, sleeping on beer/ADHD medicine, Wayne Rooney getting arrested and other soccer related things, Barry Bonds' and Lance Armstrong's testicles, Jack finally deleting his Twitter account, Reddit killing jokes, naming all of Staten Island after the Wu-Tang Clan, taking headphones into the bathroom, living in California, the word "chunky", Jack not liking chocolate, and so much more!
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
Saturday Dec 22, 2018
It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories:
. Man and Woman of the Year
. Album of the Year
. Hero of the Year
. Game of the Year
. Song of the Year
. Hot Take of the Year
. Beef of the Year
. Unsurprising Surprise
And the biggest one of all, Podcast of the Year (and surprise surprise, ya boys are nominated!) Plus Jack and David pay tribute to those we've lost in an in memoriam segment that's about as serious as you'd expect. Don't miss this fire for your stocking!
Sunday Dec 09, 2018
Sunday Dec 09, 2018
It's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset breaking up, making Jay-Z's birthday a national holiday, the Keto diet, and they finally explain their longtime inside joke about DC rap legend Suave!
Saturday Nov 17, 2018
Saturday Nov 17, 2018
It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to
That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outside breaking up the nonstop rain in the DMV, Jack struggling to fully embrace Kendrick Lamar, the Christmas miracle that is DMX's Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood, hood classics, Chris Cillizza, Amazon coming to Northern Virginia, neo-Nazis, 2 Chainz' dog, friends' Halloween costumes, and so much more! Also, Jack makes some hilariously alarming grammar mistakes and David utters the phrase "I'm pro-jorts", so you know it's dope!
Friday Oct 12, 2018
Friday Oct 12, 2018
The boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain info!
Thursday Sep 20, 2018
Thursday Sep 20, 2018
David and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars Anthem)" in some of the best podcast audio this side of the Mississippi. Plus our beloved updates on the Oakland A's! Don't miss it? Maybe?