Underemployed

18 - The 1st Annual Undie Awards

It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens, and instead of chicken and collard greens, Destiny's Daddies are cooking the first annual award show from Underemployed! This year in review holiday show hands out the valuable gold plated Undies to a variety of different categories:

. Man and Woman of the Year

. Album of the Year

. Hero of the Year

. Game of the Year

. Song of the Year

. Hot Take of the Year

. Beef of the Year

. Unsurprising Surprise

And the biggest one of all, Podcast of the Year (and surprise surprise, ya boys are nominated!) Plus Jack and David pay tribute to those we've lost in an in memoriam segment that's about as serious as you'd expect. Don't miss this fire for your stocking!

17 - Cold Blooded

It's cold outside, but it's hot on the mic (even though Man's is never hot) on Underemployed! Coming to you live from Jack's basement (complete with loud echo and refrigerator whirring), David and Jack talk about everything from The Lion King remake to the new DC XFL franchise. They also chat about the cold weather, naming your child Abcde, John Cena's (legitimate) heroism, Cardi B and Offset breaking up, making Jay-Z's birthday a national holiday, the Keto diet, and they finally explain their longtime inside joke about DC rap legend Suave!

16 - Use Code 'Underpod' for 20% Off!

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you/Without a dope pod to step to

That's right it's been a month, but in spite of everything you likely wished for, Jack and David are back with a new episode of Underemployed for alls y'alls! And with David's move, the two can now record episodes in person! So with that in mind, the two talk about how David's adjusting to his new life, the snow outside breaking up the nonstop rain in the DMV, Jack struggling to fully embrace Kendrick Lamar, the Christmas miracle that is DMX's Flesh of My Flesh, Blood of My Blood, hood classics, Chris Cillizza, Amazon coming to Northern Virginia, neo-Nazis, 2 Chainz' dog, friends' Halloween costumes, and so much more! Also, Jack makes some hilariously alarming grammar mistakes and David utters the phrase "I'm pro-jorts", so you know it's dope!

15 - Suburb Musick

The boys are back in Podcast Town! David and Jack talk about OutKast, weddings, David's ability to tie a tie, the start of the NBA season, Jack giving the world's fastest baseball recap, the end of the Oakland A's magical run, the Browns, David's parents, and most importantly, a BIG update on the job search (both the bad and the good)! Listen to it if you want fresh hot seasoned takes and brain info!

14 - The Whitest Rappers U Know

David and Jack talk about baseball announcer brawls, Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly beefing, weddings, David seeing Childish Gambino in concert, the Jaguars, the death of Mac Miller (including David's interaction with him) as well as the prevailing drug use in hip-hop culture, and most importantly, the announcement of Space Jam 2 and who they would put on the remake of "Hit 'Em High (The Monstars Anthem)" in some of the best podcast audio this side of the Mississippi. Plus our beloved updates on the Oakland A's! Don't miss it? Maybe?

Bonus Episode I - Q&A Scrapisode

It's our first bonus episode, comprised of material from the original botched Q&A recording last week! With some explanitory voice overs along the way, David and Jack talk about David's time at AmeriCorps, Jack being wrong about the format change to the Home Run Derby years ago, the artistry of Doja Cat's "Mooo!", throwback jerseys, what type of food they would picture each other as in the event of starvation, the media, unpaid internships, and also more stuff!

13 - Q&A II: R.I.P. Lou Bega

Underemployed is back on Labor Day with their second Q&A! Appropriately enough, Jack explains the process behind screwing up the initial taping that caused them to re-record this episode the following day, before he and David delve right into the questions asked by you, the Underemployed fans/people who showed us pity! Topics touched on include the struggles with being White males in well-off environments, sports games they wish they could have attended, entrance music, diets, hot sauce, dead musicians, O.J. Simpson, tattoos, bad songs by great rappers, manscaping, and so much more!

12 - Rampant Heroism

It's the dirtiest of dozens on episode 12 of Underemployed! Destiny's daddies* are back to discuss both David's trip to Maine (where he saw early/mid-90s hip-hop stars perform on a pier) and Jack's planned vacation, Jack leaving his job and finding the gym's serial pooper in his last week (giving new meaning to the phrase "No shit, Sherlock"? Maybe?), and what the future holds for both men in the job department. They also talk about Ray Lewis' Hall of Fame speech and Terrell Owens' lack thereof (while also going back and forth on the pronunciation of his name 36 times), David somehow being a goshdarn prophet about the Oakland A's despite not liking baseball, Walter Mondale, cults, and most importantly, Barry Bonds heroically having his number retired by the San Francisco Giants! Oh, and there's numerous references to both the city of Chicago and John Cena's seminal rap album.

* - David Hart does not endorse the nickname of "Destiny's daddies".

11 - Maine's Murphy's Law/SHAQ POINTED AT ME

David and Jack return to Underemployed to talk about Maine, Jack's series of vacation mishaps, David's new car, Jack having the time of his life at the Home Run Derby, the World Cup, the Thai Children being rescued and Elon Musk's braving heroism, LeBron going to the Lakers with the Island of Misfit Toys, and more! Also, in a bonus clip, Jack tells the story of SHAQUILLE O'NEAL (AKA DJ DIESEL) ACKNOWLEDGING HIS EXISTENCE!

10 - Ten Jack Commandments (feat. Quinn & Miriam)

Underemployed hits double digits with episode 10, and to celebrate, Jack and David brought guests with them! Miriam and Quinn, former hosts of the University of Mary Washington Radio program, 2 Girls 1 Show, help bring some much needed female perspectives to what Quinn describes as "Obviously a brocast". In lieu of any sports talk, the foursome instead delve into a litany of topics, including what Miriam and Quinn would do if they had dicks, David's failed runs for Mr. Mary Washington, the trapped Thai Children, the creative process behind hosting a radio show and creating a podcast, ideal funerals, gender terminology, Miriam hating The Simpsons and South Park, being an organ donor, Kanye West, childbirth, and much more! They also get more serious and discuss Miriam's sobering experiences in both Memphis and Oxford, Mississippi at the Civil Rights Museum and Emmett Till memorials respectively, and their experiences with Catholicism.

Alternative episode titles: Zip the Tip; RIP Foreskin; Buoyant Eggs; Harvest Your Dick/HarvestDick 64;

Alternative show title: Mansplaining;